Y'all know about toxoplasmosis, right? It's a parasite that is found in animal poop that makes everyone love cats. It is often found in animal hoarders, crazy cat peoples, and goths with too many black cats.
It turns out that people with this parasite might also be more likely to be successful.
According to a study published in the Royal Society biological sciences journal, people with toxoplasmosis are less risk averse. They were more likely to major in business, they are more likely to emphasize marketing and entrepreneurial skills, and they're 80% more likely to start a business.
So, I guess that means that you should get a bunch of cats, apply to some online courses, and open a high-risk sales account.