So I'm sitting here, minding my own business, and someone tells me that there's a new trailer for the upcoming Halloween film and I click on it and I LOSE MY GODDAMNED MIND because it's all I've ever wanted in life: a slow-walking supernatural serial killer stabbing and bashing people while Jamie Lee Curtis is running around talking about him like he's a walking armageddon.
Y'all, I am LOSING my stuffing on this one. I know we're supposed to by hyped about The Nun and all and it looks fun in that TransCarpathian Catholic kind of way, but let's be real. This is Halloween. Michael Myers, Jamie Lee Curtis, John Carpenter producing, David Gordon Green directing, and that sweet sweet soundtrack. Plus the teeth in the bathroom scene is one of the most jarring horror images I can come up with in recent memory.
From the press release:
It's been 40 years since Laurie Strode survived a vicious attack from crazed killer Michael Myers on Halloween night. She now faces a terrifying showdown when Michael returns to Haddonfield, Ill. -- but this time, Laurie is ready for him.
Gonna check this one out super fast.